There are 3 very fucking annoying loud ass girls sitting behind me and some annoying little shirtless child on the bus, I am about to rage the fuck out and turn into a huge bitch.
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Today is my very handsome boyfriend’s birthday!
I love you so much mister!♥
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Booze Birthday Cake Shots!
What you need:
- 1 oz. Cake Vodka
- 1 tsp Dry White Cake Mix
- 1/2 oz. Whipped Cream Vodka
- 1/2 oz. Half & Half
- Whipped Cream
- Sprinkles
How to make:
Shake all ingredients in a martini shaker with ice and strain into sprinkle-rimmed (optional) shooter or shot glass and top with whipped cream and more sprinkles.Yes. My birthday is in 11 days.
UMMMMMM MATTHEW
